Creepy Pasta Crew (Big Bang Theory Theme Parody)

Our whole planet earth was in a
Peace-full state
What about 14 thousand years ago
The Slenderman he-
Wait!
The children disappeared
The mothers they had lots of tears
The pastas grew
We only knew
There would be more
(Your heart is pounding now)

Jeff
Ashes
Slenderman
And Jack
And Hoodie
Also BEN
Welcome to the creepypasta crew
BOO!

Since the Gods made man
They almost thought it wrong
They realize man had needed monsters
Some were little some were big and strong
A year or two later and then the Slenderman was made
His suit was nice and straight
The humans they soon met their fate
They tried to run from his full hate
And they all DIED
(He used his tentacles)

With Sally
Sadie
Writer too
Then Rake will kill you nothing new
Welcome to the creepypasta crew

They're all here to make you
SCREAM

Yes theeeeyree stalking you and every one all night

AAAND your in for such a heart-beat stopping fright

they're coming closer to you
Where will you run
What will you do?!

the creep-y-pas-tas found you
AND NOW YOU'LL NEVER EV-ER GET AW-AAAAY

*guitar solo.................................................."

Jeff was a normal kid
Until those kids did what they did
Now he's got a gruesome grin carved on face
(why did you lie mommy)

Forget about mythology
Just go cry too your mommy
The creepy-pasta crew will rise again..

Seed eater and toby too
Your bones is what they wish to chew
yes Welcome to the creepy pasta

CREW