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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Then I appeared and struck such fear as I began my slaughter.

I held them down and they did frown as I tossed aside their pail
And I gloat,  I slit their throat and threw them down the well.

Now I'm done, well that was fun, the well I then looked down
Don't be sad, it's not as bad as if he'd broke his crown.

So then I walked on through the woods, and noticed at my feet
A trail of bread, led up ahead to a house that smelled so sweet.

When I approached it, in the air was a familiar smell
The smell of burning flesh was there, you know I can just tell.

I looked inside and to my surprise i saw two little kids
I saw them cooking an old hag, they watched her burn within.

I nodded in approval, they're fine without me here
So I walked along and sang a song to find out something near.

I heard a soft-like humming, and smelled out something good
So I looked out through the forest, and spotted a red hood

Following her from behind appeared a wolf so then
I waved to him to make a plan, he nodded with a grin.

She skipped on down the path, so I grabbed her basket feast
I pulled her hair, cut off her head, and fed her to the beast.

He smiled with snout soaked in blood, says thank you for the lass
I nodded then and walked away, and found a looking glass.


I stuck my hand right through the glass, and it was liquid cold
I smiled and then stepped on through, this world was getting old.

And there I found young alice, and so I shook her hand
We raised our knives to terrorize this world of wonderland.

Well this is all I have for you, time to close the veils
But come back later and then well have more messed up fairy tales.
Never let me listen to children's stories...
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rayven0724 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014
cant think anything but...love...it?!?! I just love twisted stuff
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wolfgirl12333 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
best rhyme I've ever read!
*starts reading again*
I should show this to some children
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The-Hero-Of-Thyme Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014  Student Artist
By all means do, even though I'm a student chef now I still promote all lovers of horror to please DO entice the young moldable minds of the children of the world with such lovely reads...
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Amber-Icefire Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Best. Nursery rhymes. Ever. owo
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The-Hero-Of-Thyme Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Student Artist
X3 Hehe, thank you.
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crystal-of-ix Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Now that was just freaking awesome!
I love it!
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The-Hero-Of-Thyme Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Student Artist
Ah hahaha!! Thanks~ You should read some of my other childhood crushing rhymes like the one about santa. heh....
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crystal-of-ix Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well it was awesome ;)
I'll definitely check them out ;)
(btw, it's pail, not pale ^^; )
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The-Hero-Of-Thyme Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Student Artist
O-O *passes out because I misspelled it*
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crystal-of-ix Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That's okay.
I guess they would be pale if they just got killed :shrug:
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