Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Then I appeared and struck such fear as I began my slaughter.
I held them down and they did frown as I tossed aside their pail
And I gloat, I slit their throat and threw them down the well.
Now I'm done, well that was fun, the well I then looked down
Don't be sad, it's not as bad as if he'd broke his crown.
So then I walked on through the woods, and noticed at my feet
A trail of bread, led up ahead to a house that smelled so sweet.
When I approached it, in the air was a familiar smell
The smell of burning flesh was there, you know I can just tell.
I looked inside and to my surprise i saw two little kids
I saw them cooking an old hag, they watched her burn within.
I nodded in approval, they're fine without me here
So I walked along and sang a song to find out something near.
I heard a soft-like humming, and smelled out something good
So I looked out through the forest, and spotted a red hood
Following her from behind appeared a wolf so then
I waved to him to make a plan, he nodded with a grin.
She skipped on down the path, so I grabbed her basket feast
I pulled her hair, cut off her head, and fed her to the beast.
He smiled with snout soaked in blood, says thank you for the lass
I nodded then and walked away, and found a looking glass.
I stuck my hand right through the glass, and it was liquid cold
I smiled and then stepped on through, this world was getting old.
And there I found young alice, and so I shook her hand
We raised our knives to terrorize this world of wonderland.
Well this is all I have for you, time to close the veils
But come back later and then well have more messed up fairy tales.